The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God


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English Title: The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God

Chinese Title: 向河神献祭的正确方式 [ jjwxc ]

Author: 吕天逸[ jjwxc ]


The villagers chose a maiden to be the bride of the River God.
In order to save the maiden, Liu Qi went to the River God’s Temple, and beat up the River God as soon as he appeared.
The River God cries and curses the village to flood; Liu Qi raises his harpoon: “Say it again, and I’ll stab you to death!”
The River God cries: “I just want to marry and have a wife!”
Liu Qi clenches his fist: “Lao Zi is your wife, just accept it.”
The River God suddenly cries even more…
A short story selling meng, River God is Gong! A useless good-for-nothing gong! 【Waves goodbye】

Chapter List:
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5


6 thoughts on “The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God”

  1. Hi … I’m from Indonesia.
    I’ve read the chapters of this novel … and it’s very cute and funny. I’m glad because you pick this novel.
    So, I want to ask permission for you to translate this into Indonesian and publish it in Wattpad. Of course I will also promise to add the credit for that, so if they want to read it in the English version, they can know where to read it.

    Lastly, thank you for your attention and I will wait for your answer. 🤗

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Hello! I’ve read through your request but is it possible for you to send me a message (private or otherwise) on discord? Or you can send me an email too!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Well, sorry … I don’t use discard app so I send it via contact on the website. I don’t know if you have received it … Or if you haven’t received it, can I ask for your email address?

        Liked by 1 person

        1. I’ll get back to you when i get home, because i cant remember the pw for the email in the contacts 😂 My computer is logged in tho
          Sorry for the delay


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