First chapter of the new novel ~\(≧▽≦)/~

Exactly what the title says! (*^o^*) But in case you don’t know, I’ve picked up a novel called ‘The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God’ O(∩_∩)O~

Short story, BL (not sure if its R18), a quick whirlwind type of romance story! (。ì _ í。)

Enjoy~ ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

FYI this story is seperated into several parts in one chapter, so it might be a bit disconnecting (>人<;)

(i found out that chinese keyboard also had kaomojis (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎) so this is just me exploring them, humor me (´・_・`))


New Novel Translation!

I picked up a new novel! It’s a short story and a fellow BL lover and translator had it under their ‘I wish someone would pick this up’ and so I did (this happened a year ago, don’t judge me for only posting this now)

The title is [The Right Way to Offer a Sacrifice to the River God], but that’s hella long so ‘Right way to offer a sacrifice’ for me. It’s a very cute short story.

Synopsis HERE

Chapter 1 HERE

Warning: It’s BL, so MxM, if you don’t like it, I’m not going to force you to read it. But if you do, then you should prepare yourself for what’s going to come and not complain. Any complaints on that regard will be ignored. So far I’m only halfway in, and there isn’t any R18 parts yet, but I’m not sure about the remaining half *shrugs* it might just be shounen ai for all I know lol

Fluff me.

Right so I totally forgot about throwing in my favourite cat gif/pics last chapter, so imma do it here. I’ve been feeling pretty ugh lately too, not sure why (probs uni but *shrugs*) so these are like a super soothing balm that makes my heart go kyun~! (along with the other cat profiles I’m stalking on instagram)

Have fun staring at these little guys for a while (I don’t have a link to credit them but I own none of these! All rights go to their respective… makers?)

And I received a lovely little thing(what do you call these i didn’t take literature) to go with one i posted during the xmas season, here we go:

“Lol On the Second Day of Christmas, Meh Translations gave to me~ Chap~ter 120~
And in return we give them~ k~i~tties~
Like this one kitty in A Christmas Tree~”

—Bye Squirty Steamed Rice (Zhenfan)

It was cute uwu

Had your fill staring at these loops of adorable and hilarious fluffs? Well, here’s Chapter 128 for ya~

Fun fact: the alternative title for this was meow meow motherf***er but it’s not age appropriate so

Last day of the year!

It’s the last day of the year today! Thank you to those who spend a tiny part of it reading our novel! In the meantime, I’ll be off to do some self maintenance… nah I’m just going to do my hair in another country lmao

The professional me: No one cares

The random rambler me: I don’t care

(I realized how absurd and extravagant that sounded while re-reading it but it’s just like going to another state for those in the US… Still too much? Uh… Well it’s cheaper to do it there instead of locally so… *Shrugs*)

Enjoy your chapter 7/8!

Chapter 125

It’s the last weekend of the year, are you guys prepared for the jokes?

I just remembered all those super lame “I haven’t ___ since last year!” jokes I’m pretty sure everyone receives at some point at the beginning of the year and mentally preparing myself for it even though I’m one of them *coughs*

Come join our discord! I like lively places! The links are at the end of each chapter~~~ Y’all can contribute to keeping me entertained

Saturday would be 5/8 (I’m starting to lose track rip)

Chapter 123


I’ve been receiving my tributes from you guys since day 1, and im just hnng ❤ bc the cuteness killed me

So while creating this post, I decided. I’ll add in my favourites, chosen from the ones that were given to me, in the last christmas chapter and you guys can fawn over them too! Cuteness and precious beings need to be shared! If you have more, quickly throw ’em at me!!! I might even open the window to include other fluffies if they’re cute enough so don’t hold back!

And so, while looking forward to more, here’s chapter 4/8

Chapter 122

Christmas is the season of giving, but what do you do if you don’t celebrate it?

I don’t celebrate Christmas, but hey that doesn’t mean everyone else should be miserable over it right? So I decided to give you guys a little something. Your presents from us this Christmas are… *drumrolls*


Daily updates* from today (25/12/18) till New Year’s Day** (1/1/19)!!!

We toiled over this for quite a while (I translated like I was on steroids lmao) so a tiny request? They’re very simple and selfish little things for your favourite only translator…

Cat pics/gifs.

Cute. Lovable. Funny. Fluffy. You name it, I want it.

Either join our discord and chuck them at me, or share it in the comments!

That was long wasn’t it;;; Oops, welp. Either way, enjoy your chapters!

Chapter 119

*Chapters will be posted every day at noon (GMT:+8)
**Regular chapters (1st and 15th) will not be affected